that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

doctorxrose:

this is what happened right

08/13/14

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

finn hudson - tumblr style

janesfoster:

Am I being an insensitive bitch or is this person being overly sensitive and needs to grow up: a novel by me

@Luke5SOS: Fell asleep during my own selfie :(